Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Jet Black?

Someone please explain to me where this term comes from? I've never seen a "black jet". Maybe if I were in to conspiracies I could roll with "helicopter black", but "jet black"?

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Good News for Christians and other supporters of Prop 8

I know that the damned liberal 9th Circuit Court has once again subverted our rights to pass whatever laws we want, but there is some good news here.

I prayed about this today and Jesus answered! This is what he told me:

"Yeah, do not worry thyself. I'm down with this decision. Remember, the New Testament is a NEW covenant. You can read that baby backwards and forwards and not hear me railing against homosexuality".

"Look, you know how 'my peeps' are always going on and on about the 'New Covenant' whenever you bring up eating shellfish, wearing two different fabrics, planting more than one kind of seed in your garden, working on Sundays, yada, yada, yada? Well, they are RIGHT! But that goes for homosexuality too. If I didn't slam it - it's OK".

"I just want them to take care of the poor and the infirm, be charitable, love thy neighbors, refrain from being judgmental - all the stuff I really DID talk about. When will they GET IT"?

So, everyone relax. If Jesus Christ is cool, you be cool too.