Friday, April 13, 2012

Who's afraid of the N.R.A.?

Fuck the National Rifle Association! "You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hand"?

OK! We can do that!

Look, you NRA people are all pussies and you know it. Your guns are phallic replacements for you sexually impotent cowards. You NEED guns because of your cowardice.

Democrats are weak. Tell these fucking retards from the NRA that you are going to beat the shit out of them! Again - they are COWARDS. They'll run away and shit their pants. Quit being afraid of the N.R.A.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Jet Black?

Someone please explain to me where this term comes from? I've never seen a "black jet". Maybe if I were in to conspiracies I could roll with "helicopter black", but "jet black"?

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Good News for Christians and other supporters of Prop 8

I know that the damned liberal 9th Circuit Court has once again subverted our rights to pass whatever laws we want, but there is some good news here.

I prayed about this today and Jesus answered! This is what he told me:

"Yeah, do not worry thyself. I'm down with this decision. Remember, the New Testament is a NEW covenant. You can read that baby backwards and forwards and not hear me railing against homosexuality".

"Look, you know how 'my peeps' are always going on and on about the 'New Covenant' whenever you bring up eating shellfish, wearing two different fabrics, planting more than one kind of seed in your garden, working on Sundays, yada, yada, yada? Well, they are RIGHT! But that goes for homosexuality too. If I didn't slam it - it's OK".

"I just want them to take care of the poor and the infirm, be charitable, love thy neighbors, refrain from being judgmental - all the stuff I really DID talk about. When will they GET IT"?

So, everyone relax. If Jesus Christ is cool, you be cool too.

Monday, January 30, 2012

Christian antinomianism

a person who maintains that Christians are freed from the moral law by virtue of grace as set forth in the gospel.

Have you ever been shocked, amazed, repulsed, at a Christian who you know has committed acts which you also know to be completely contrary to the belief system he (or she) espouses, while simultaneously being no less certain of his ultimate fate (heaven); as opposed to yours (hell)?

Be confounded no more!

It's very simple - "Christians aren't PERFECT. They're FORGIVEN"! Repent of your PAST sins (when you weren't a Believer), accept Jesus Christ of Nazareth into your heart as your personal Lord and Savior, and presto! As long as you stick to that belief, you are saved - regardless of whatever else you might do in life. The greatest "get out of jail free" card ever conceptualized by the minds of men.

Hocus Pocus. Humans just can't get enough magic and Christianity provides it as effectively as any religion ever created.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Unity at Verizon

Supporting these folks...

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Midsummer? Midwinter?

Someone please explain to me why we use these terms for the first day of summer and the first day of winter? Seems to me that Midsummer should be somewhere around August 4 - midway point in summer, between spring and autumn.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Saturday, August 06, 2011

More on "the end of privacy"

This article is surprising to me only in that it is so close to being an everyday reality. In fact, it's been my belief for some time that the day is approaching when you will walk down the street and and more or less instantly know the identities and other relevant (or completely irrelevant) information about the people walking past you - and they'll know it about you.

I wrote more on the issue of personal privacy in a culture of advanced technologies here if you missed it earlier.

Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Life is but a vapor....

This guy has been on YouTube for quite a long time, but I just got clued in to his channel. He does some pretty good work.