Friday, September 19, 2008

It's time for science and reason

4 comments:

Grumpy Lion said...

Does this mean I have to stop slicing open caterpillars to read their guts so I can figure out what to blog on tomorrow? Jeez, that takes all the fun out of it.

the chaplain said...

Evo - old regimes die hard.

Grumpy - I was wrong about you. I thought you had graduated from caterpillars to groundhogs several years ago.

Grumpy Lion said...
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Grumpy Lion said...

Groundhogs? Bah! Caterpillar guts are where the action is. But I do want to assure you that I carry out only humane auguries. The caterpillars get a knockout feast of vermouth wine and hemlock leaves, and afterwards they are stitched up and bandaged, given a little antibiotic, usually Scotch, and put back into the wild.