Monday, March 02, 2009

Definitions

A few I've come across recently -

Atheism - Seeing the rose through world colored glasses.
Apologetics - Articulating the reasons for why you are wrong.
Conscience (religious) - The little voice in your head assuring you that an invisible man is watching.
Life - a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.
Wisdom - Knowing what to do, with what you know.

2 comments:

cl said...

Okay one more comment and that's enough for me tonight. Sorry for three in a row, just spending some time here.

You said, "Life - a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality."

Laughing out loud!

John Evo said...

I told that one to my wife and she almost peed herself while looking for pen and paper to write it down. And she's a boned again Christian!